Why not..
Get an Nintendo 64 with Goldeneye and Zelda64? Huh? There are 2 game that are good on the PS1. Driver and Puchi Carat.
Mabye you could DIE with it.
(House burning)
You: NOOO!!!! I FORGOT MY OLD OBSOLETE PS!!!
(runs back into house and dies.)
Sony = Fuckwits